Embria Phone Tag!
In my most recent D&D campaign -- set in my homebrew world of Embria -- the PCs are Narezza (a hexblood shadow sorcerer/undead warlock) and Lady Buffy (a human cavalier fighter). They have been exploring the Dungeon of the Fire Opal, and recently discovered that the dungeon used to serve as the laboratory to the ancient archmage Thessalar. This discovery was inadvertently made when the released a clone of the archmage from its clone vat. The clone of Thessalar is incredibly personable, amicable... and (Nerezza succeeds on her Insight check) thoroughly bat-shit insane! The PCs plan to help lead the clone of the archmage to the nearest civilized community (the dwarven necropolis-city of Hammerfast), where they intent to ditch him on their earliest opportunity. (Nerezza: "We were NOWHERE near Hammerfast! Got it?") This event recently prompted a string of silly conversation points that might as well be canon, for what is about to happen, once I get the campaign back up and ru...